Hello there to all my fans *laughs* and all GBI employees. I'm suppose to write some kind of introduction like welcome or something. That's boring right? Do you really need me to welcome you to my first column? You know who I am, I probably know you, unless you're an unpaid intern. You're saying "Dr. Venkman if you're too important to write an introduction, then what am I reading?" Beats me, I make it up as I go along. But seriously, this is Venkman's World, a place where I can talk about whatever I want. Before someone thinks I ripped off my friend Ray, this was planned from the beginning of this web transfer thing. After reading his Ghosts & Ghostbusing column I felt inspired. Lets get to it. Me running for mayor of NYC. OK before the press thinks they have some scoop, I'm talking about my character in our new Ghostbusters novel, The Return. It was well written and funny. Hope you read it. Not that I'm going to spoil it for you and tell you that I don't stay mayor in the book. Besides when you have dealt with as many politicans and wanna be government officials as I have, I know better. Though like my character I would have had good intentions. Walter Peck Mr. Pecker is probably thinking mighty high of himself because my second topic is about him. Hey Peck, don't get too comfortable. I'm going to keep this short as humanly possible. And you know all about short don't you? This rodent has been a thorn in my side on and off for years! I wanted to miss him, I sent him a nice fruit basket, but he keeps coming back. If their was ever a hobby where Ghostbusters is your life (not in the way many of us do this) then Peckless is its inventor. Lets do some evaluation on Johnny: Because of us, (so he would claim) he lost his job within the EPA. His run for the second highest office in the US this year has failed...badly. His whole campaign seemed to be all about putting us out of business. Way to help the American people. Speaking of Americans, Peck was once the head cheese and janitor I believe of this pretty much defunct organization. Where Americans were against us. Hello, McFly? This is Ghostbusters International. We're loved by all. To our franchises, should Peck email you or text message, you know how to deal with him. Just keep an eye out ya know. After talking to Spengs, (that would be Egon, not Rich) the beardless one may have a new group and be up to something else. Involving us of course. "You'll find out once I am allowed to make an annoucement." - Peck At least he didn't say he would have the last laugh yet again. NY and Boston I don't have the kind of time I use to follow the boys in pinstripes. With a world series about to be on the line and needing a diversion from the busy season I checked out the Yankees/Red Sox playoffs when I could. "Whose your daddy?" Obviously not us New Yorkers. I love NY, but we stunk last night (10/20/04). Were the NY players tired? Or did one of us ghostbusters catch Babe Ruth? I think so, otherwise we would be in the series already. To the Boston papers (like I care, we don't even have a franchise there) as much as I love the free press, my comment about the late Babe Ruth and Ghostbusters was more gooder. NECA Ghostbusters Toys, Um Collectibles. I had seen the prototypes, heck I had a few. Due to the demand I recently just receieved a shipment at the office of the big guy, the Goz, and those terror dogs. Sure it brought back the memories. These toys are pratically real. The detail is so good I know the terror dogs will scare the straights. Luckily we have warning lables. We do, don't we? The End? For now as Dr. V really needs to prepare more for these things. Let me add this before I go. Maybe you always wanted to ask me something, but up until now, no way in this universe could you ever reach me. Now you can, thanks to technology. When I can and should I want to, I'll take a couple, maybe a few questions from my fans and employees and answer them. They could be business related or whatever. How do I know what you want to ask? Until next time, I'm Dr. Venkman, signing off.
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